Ever been in a cake-fight? I have and it was good, clean fun. Clean in the sense of harmless. Everyone in the room, every wall and even the ceiling were covered in chocolate cake. The fight was so intense that the walls had to be repainted. Giggling, dodging cake, launching frosting with reckless abandon...cake is such a harmless "weapon" and if all wars were fought with cake, we'd be a plump, happy mass of peoples. Or so I thought until reading the local news. A cake-fight was incited during a party in McMinnville, TN which resulted in one angry party-goer driving his Dodge Durango into a friend breaking both his legs. In other news, throwing cake is identified as an assassination technique used by Western intelligence. Bilal Khazal warns Jihadists to be alert to couples pretending to be joking before attacking the target with cakes. "This could lead to his eyes, nose and mouth being plugged and [he] loses the ability to breathe. Few would suspect the fatal consequences." Who knew the War on Terrorism could be fought with cake? Put down your guns and pick up your piping bags!
In the News: Cake Craziness
